A cuppa coffee with a bunch of friends one night led to the topic of bitch fits and divavaviour alike. Of bitches and diva wannabes. These are getting more and more common and visible in the bitch-eat-bitch world of today.

So have you ever felt sick and tired of being a plain ole’ boring you? Ever felt like being a somebody but don’t know where or how to start? Fret not. Here’s a list of steps and guidelines in getting you started to be that awesomely fantabulous diva one would hate to death.

But before that, here’s some requirements you should have acquire before moving on to being a true blue diva.

• Able to snap your fingers at any given point of time, producing a “flick” sound.
• Able to move your head from side to side.
• Possess the stare or part thereof.
• All parts of your body are in good working condition.

Now if you possess them, continue reading. Otherwise, like why the heck are you still reading this? Na-ah. Go get yourself a pillow to cry on. Read the rest of this entry »

Happy Halloween.

From the ghost pigs (pictured in this entry). Print the picture out and keep it in your wallet as a charm to ward off evil spirits lurking around. Cuz face it, even humans would scurry upon seeing it. Let alone, evil spirits.

Do you know?
That since young, you’ve been taught the ABCs somewhat the wrong way?
When you were in kindergarten, teacher taught you to break down the words into syllables. Like Tues·day, Wed·nes·day, ve·ge·ta·ble. And then when you grow up, you learnt that Wednesday isn’t pronounced that way but [wenz·day] instead. This is Singapore. Haha.

I took up Better Pronunciation for Better Speech as part of my general elective module this semester and boy do I feel soo upset and cheated. It’s like I got into kindergarten learning to pronounce wet-ness-day and veggie-table and I felt good saying that just cause it has more than two syllables.

And then on to my secondary school years, we struggled saying “the”, “them”, “then” and “their” with our tongue out cause my English teacher forced us to do that for text-reading. Say white as wahyt and she’ll instantaneously correct you to hwahyt.

Now I realised forgotten is pronounced as [fuh-got-n] without the “e” sound before the letter “n”,
Expensive is pronounced as [iks-pen-sive],
Excited as [ik-sahy-tid] and
Conclusion as [kuhn-kloo-zhuhn]. Read the rest of this entry »

Comfort food just means food that is simply prepared and associated with a sense of contentment. It might be however ugly and unappetizing but it taste awesome to cure your fuctup moments. And comfort food is usually just unhealthy. Well heck it, you’re all pissy and stressed out about something, you need your freaking comfort food. Hah.

For me, sautéed chicken franks with a dash of paprika would be just it. Franks are a must-have in my freezer. So anyway I just felt like preparing something up today, something that I suddenly have a craving for.

My version of potato salad! Muahahah. Basically, how I prepare food is, by throwing in stuffs I like. I just like onions, they give that extra zing. So my ingredients for the potato salad would be potatoes, mayo, spring onion, onion, chicken ham, lemon juice, italian herbs and paprika, salt and pepper to taste.

I like my mayo, the Japanese brands kind. Those squeeze bottle of white substance. It taste much much better. The italian herbs can be bought at any supermarkets, those lil bottles that come with a red cap. The lemon juice gives it a tinge of sourness, kinda balances the thick, somewhat tasteless potato salad. Onion gives it the crunch. And it looks much appetizing with strips of chicken ham in it. Paprika and black pepper powder gives it a lil more color to the salad.

And there you go, a potato salad that can be popped into the fridge, and be eaten as and when you feel PMS-ey. Somehow, from a full bowl of potato salad that I prepared this evening, it’s left with only a few cubes now. Haha. So what’s YOUR comfort food?

“… As expected, she parrots the tired conservative rhetoric about the dangers of homosexual sex and culture, painting it as dirty and harmful. She tried to appeal to the emotional side of her audience, first by lucid details of anal sex which she amounts to ‘poking a straw up your nose,’ and then by mentioning all the negative name–calling… ”

Poking a straw up your nose?? Politicians nowsadays.

Thanks to Ripplevox, I’m now trying out Starhub’s MaxMobile for.. Freeeeeee. Yesss.. Fwreeeee.
Oh come on, who would resist freebies right.. I’m sure we Singaporeans wouldn’t. Haha.

I’m now at Parco Bugis Junction just killing time before meeting my friends for some ZO Card Anniversary Party at the Forbidden City. So, my itchy hands got me into trying this cool new ish out. I’ll save on the technicalities for some other people to talk about it. But for now I’m on a mission. It’s just me, my lappie, and my MaxMobile.

I shall bring them on a journey to unchartered territories, away from any Wireless@SG. Toilets, tunnels, bomb shelter, anywhere. Heck, I’ve two months to spend time with Max. I shall cherish my moments with Max. For he shall provide me with internet connectivity whenever, wherever I want.

So tune in for another series of My Threesome Adventure featuring Haksmic, Nec and Max. Gawsh that sounds gay enough. Hah.

Haha. Ok, I might sound sooo suagu. Some may have already known long long ago. But some coooool ish, yo. Just figured out how to use dual screen monitor for my desktop. It’s a good deal cuz I’ve an unused monitor screen and I usually need to launch a few applications to work on.

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Cools. Just got back from Oak3. Not only is my lecturer attached there, another of my coursemate’s there interning for the semester.

Went there to get the printed brochures that I’ve done and also to settle some admin stuff. Haha. I can’t help but to be grinning ear to ear upon seeing them. From the tonnes of pictures that I had to source out myself, to the amount of patience I had with my freaken laggy-according-to-mood laptop, it all ends well. Ooh, they just look so cute inside my portfolio. Laughs out loud.

Went back soon after chatting with Jen the cutesy lecturer of mine that got attached there. Haha, it was hilarious, the topics we were talking about. We talked there, we end there. Muahaha.

And so I was feeling Japan-esque and had this craving for soooosheeeeee ever since the last day of fasting. Haha. Can’t wait for another day, thus I had to get them.

Yeah yeah, and it seems like everyone else’s on a dime to spend some money on good food, so I just bought some takeaways. Plus! Fried salmon skinssssss! Haha. Yummmmayyyy.. Read the rest of this entry »

Haha.. I’m still a Malay mah. Feeling tad festive. So pardon me for some entries written in Malay wholly. LOL.

So anyway, Hari Raya this year, feels like I’ve not been going out visiting much. It’s either I’m too tired, too lazy or too cramped with workloads. Nonetheless, the yearly house-visiting for my polymates and I still went on.

Ya know, there’s nothing much to talk about? Cuz it’s more of pictures for visual reference than text for reading? It’s been quite some time we guys didn’t went out like together-gether kind. Feels just like ole’ times. Hah. Three years have passed just like that. Read the rest of this entry »