I’ve been emailing to different companies to get quotation to stuff relating to the party we’re gonna be having. I’m not supposed to be like laughing at it, but I just can’t help really. Haha. And okay, I know my Engrish isn’t that good either la horh, but the email I got made my day. After all the annoying sore throat and daylight robbery from the doc, one need to laugh out loud.

You and your company are too responsible for the repair cost, if the machine & equipment are lost or damage by your stuff or Guests.

I agree and accept the above FINAL QUOT 

Please Chop Sign and Fax back to us. 

Goodness gracious.

Enjoys ppl. TGIF!

In times when you’re too busy, working on stuff, you’ll just share with your readers some songs currently in your head. I would want to, but the coding fucked up my blog layout. So this reminds me that I should change my blog template sometime soon.

Anyway, I wanted to share with you guys the wonders of Songza.com. It was introduced to me by, surprisingly, Jask. It’s unlike imeem, or multiply or whatever shizz. It’s ultra simple, straight to the point and AWESOME, to say the least. The webby doesnt host songs but works like a search engine kinda thing.

And it’s just so simple, it doesn’t need you to sign up as a member to use their service.
Songza - The music search engine & internet jukebox. Listen. Now.

Be cool. Listen to me. LMAO.

So anyway, I’m excited for Oops!. Like, totally.  It’s those stuff that drains you but you would want to do it, cuz you’re really hoping that it’s gonna be awesome.

First up, good news for SP freshmen. Instead of a normal “jam and hop” that I think all polytechnics have happening in the campus, we’re bringing the party to the Ministry of Sound! A back to school party exclusively for students, staffs and lecturers of SP. Still in the midst of planning, the party promises to bring in elements of surprises, instead of just having loud thumping music, a venue and dance floors.

With the change of a new authority, we’re trying to make the poly a fun-er place, whereby we do excel in studies, yet still having fun. Like when was the last time one ever hear of the poly being a hip cool place? Not much really. Hah.

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As usual, my entry has been kinda decreasing as of late. But, what the heck. This is like really a well-deserved break for all, after the three years of being in a polytechnic.

While most of my fellow acquaintances in school had gotten up their arses and started looking for work, or already working, I’m still sitting at home, doing houseworks when commanded, otherwise in front of the computer either just passing time, or learning new stuff through tutorials.

My online portfolio is still far from ready, I’ve yet to update my resume and I’m still procrastinating. It’s like, we guys can’t hold a permanent job, cuz anytime soon, a letter will be delivered to us and we’ll soon be drafted. Lemme use an anology, say those crabs in seafood restaurants. We’re like the crabs. Just passing our time, not being able to do much, cuz at any point of time, we’re gonna be picked up and brought to the cutting board, and our live’s in their hand.

Well whatever, enough of this shizz.

Anyway, Ellen Degeneres is like the awesomest gay celebrity to have her awesomely fabulous talk show. Oprah’s like passe but inspirational. And Tyra? I’m sorry, but I’d rather sleep than watching her talkshow. Yes she’s pretty and all, but stick to modelling or hosting ANTM, girl.

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It looked awful on the shelves, but looked pretty much decent on someone.
Urgh, whatever happened to a co-branding for another bikini design we’d agreed upon.

Fash’s a bitch they say.
Cuz one day you’re in, and the next day you’re out.
And the next time they pay you lesser.

Dear freaken MSN,

I love you for the wonders of Messenger services and the electronic mail system you’ve introduced to us. But please, I beg you, stop irritating us dear beloved human beings with advertorials that expand to thrice the size when we do a mouse-over on the ad.

And it really gets on our nerves when it expands when we accidentally do a mouse-over on it, cuz you have to place the ad at a spot when my mouse needs to cross over when I’m viewing other tabs. I had to move my mouse outside the perimeters of the ad, just to avoid the ad from expanding then showing it’s lame animation.

I’m tired of seeing Navy ads popping up and you have to click on the small freaken “X” button in order to close it. It’s far worst than pop up ads; I can’t even block them.

So please dear MSN, hear our plea. Stop doing this to us. We want to read our mails without much interference and chat with friends in a fuss-free way.

Regards,
Mr. Hakim Rahim

Crap. It’s Valentines. Urgh.

Nonetheless, I had a fucking awesome fab time last nite, sans the bloody guy (yes, literally) who got carried out scene.

The power alcohol do to people, amusing. Haha.

Thanks Daveyyy.. Love you lots lots .

I hearts typical Singaporeans who love to curse and swear, in the World Wide Web. Somehow, humans are more daring and brave enough to say what they want, online. Just look at STOMP. Click on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgrEiPgz0bg

It just amuses me at how much anger and hatred they had through the comments they input.
Retribution. Stupid. Knnccb. Fuck you. Shameless freak. Go n die. Cb. Knn.

All I can say, in my defense, is that the video was uploaded (note:) 2 freaking years back, was randomly and crappily put up for the fun of it, light-heartedly cuz it’s very very corny. It’s very original of the aunty to compose such song and in a way, if she can get people humming or singing it, she kinda like made an impact and is successful in getting her song stuck in our head.

So only when the freaking papers wrote an article on her a few days back, was she in the limelight again. Typical citizens of the lion city love finding anything and everything in YouTube, thus bringing them to the website link above. Then starts the uproar, fucks, cheebais and kaninas and initially I had those WTF moments.

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