Peng peng got those golden “Magic Egg” from Clarisse and co. as a farewell gift and we decided to give “Magic Egg” a try. It’s those tings they sell during the CNY period, in which the bean will grow out of the egg and you get some lucky word or something. “Made in China” products are just so adorably amusing. Somehow they tried translating chinese words to English and it makes no freaking sense. At all.

We cracked it open, watered the egg and left it out of the window. Hopefully it will grow into this gargantuan beanstalk that goes all the way up to the sky. We could climb up the beanstalk, meet a sleeping giant and steal his golden hen.

The golden hen will then lay more golden eggs which will hatch into small golden chicks. The golden chicks will turn into golden hens which will lay golden eggs. We will then set up a factory filled with golden hens that lay golden eggs.

We shall have golden eggs poached, scrambled or omelette for breakfast everyday. We shall keep the golden eggshells, add shiny looking soil and a bean engraved with four randomly-picked digits, seal it back up, package the golden eggs nicely, and sell it as an SP product; well aside from SP perfume, SP chocolates, SP noodle, SP bla bla bla.

That way, we can have everything we want for Oops!

Great!
I’m gona wish to get into the office on Monday to be greeted by a gigantic beanstalk.